In my opinion I think the police should catch the serial killers in the valley.
You suck, now that's a musing.
Water is more valuable than oil. If you dont think so then drink a glass of Premium and see how far you get.
My dad called me a loser. That was before the repo man took his belt.
Time flies but flies arent timid.
Never sell yourself short or pants.
I ask you, does a head of lettuce really look jealous and bananas scared.
When it comes to starting the day, nothing wakes me up faster than coffee.
Is it my imagination or does no one talk about World War I anymore.
They say children are a blessing but mine are holy terrors.
Lots of cookies will make you fat.
Thank goodness for plexiglass.
Sunburn, too much of a good thing.
Nothing is dirt cheap, because dirt is free.
Give a donkey the chance and he will bite you in the ass.